I never really realised it but lately, I found out my talent. I'm a LOVE GURU. Seriously seriously. I really do have a talent. Like my radar is always on. I can always tell when someone likes someone and what sort of relationship it is, and most importantly, Whether it can last! True love lasts forever!! I'm not kidding. I have this hyper sensitive radar which can pick up those secret glances. Yes. Anyway, back to love guru. I think it's going to be my future occupation! :) Every day I'll just sit in my office and wait for couples to come in to tell me their entire sad life story about how they met in JC Orientation or worse still, primary school lovers (wah piang ehh, that is not love that is INFATUTATION). Then somehow along the way some tragic story happens to them, like the guy turns gay or the girl falls in love with a super hot Italian/German/Brit guy and dumps him and ya da ya da ya da. Then they'll pay me a million dollars for each consultation with me just giving them one golden word of advice: STAY A SPINSTER. And then they'll be so enlightened and OHHHH yeahhhh and then all their love life problems disappear. Shizz. This is so crap. But it'll be fun being a love guru though. Hahaha I found this in my computer and I nearly died of laughter after seeing this. 
oh yar I just realised Julia in the picture looks like me. It's not me okay okay okay! I'm not that auntie haha I'm trying desperately to protect my cool antm impression but of course it's not working. secretly I'm damn auntie too. I miss you Julia can you STOP PRETENDING TO BE BUSY on MSN when you are not! hahaha Reply to me!!!!! :) I miss 4G and everything that it stood for. I just met TTM yesterday for our movie date (haha we sound gay) and I realised that it's precisely the people that I grew up with whom I will grow old with. I'm pretty certain that I'll never grow tired talking to and irritating the heck out of good friends like people in 4G. I love you guys :) It's so easy to just call up someone or leave a message "u free today? want to go town shopping?" Haha xoxo and I wish all my lovely people best in everything! astrid. |